About $PizzaCat
"I came for the memes, stayed for the pepperoni"
Meet Pizzacat - the laziest, hungriest, coolest feline in crypto. While other tokens chase "utility," Pizzacat's only mission is to devour pizza, nap on the couch, and moon on Solana. Born from the dankest corners of the internet, About $PizzaCat is your ticket to the meme economy. Zero brains required. Just vibes.
Key "Features" (Satire)
100% Pizza-Powered
Tokenomics fueled by pepperoni and melted cheese.
Sunglasses Technology
Advanced "coolness" protocol for maximum meme reflection
Couch-Locked Liquidity
Devs can't rug - they're too busy napping
Infinite
Lives
Lives
Like any cat, we always land on our feet (even in a bear market)
$PizzaCat
Why Buy About $PizzaCat
- "This cat eats dips for breakfast"
- "Wen Lambo? Wen pizza delivery?"
- "Not financial advice. Just a cat with a pizza problem."
- "1000х or couch forever."
Reasons to Ape
- Tax-Free: 0% buy/sell tax. Cats hate math.
- Pump.fun Native: Launched where degen magic happens
- Community-Driven: Your pizza, your rules. Telegram decides the next meme.
- Doxxed Devs: Just kidding. The cat is the CEO
Tokenomics
Supply: 1,000,000,000 $PIZZACAT
Tax: 0%/0% (Buy/Sell)
Locked LP: 100% burned on название
Contract: название
